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WE'RE OPEN!


What the what now?! That's right, we're actually open again. Like serving coffee and cake and food stuffs and everything. I'll be honest, it's not the Bellagio or anything, it's more like a building site that's trying to make an effort because he's due in court...BUT WE'RE OPEN!

With the council pushing our planning permission back to the end of the year, we have set up temporarily right next to the unit we'll be moving in to at 32 Dale Street (next to Allotment bar, opposite Cyclefit). It's rough around the edges but it has...charm? More importantly it has our equipment crammed in so we can make all kinds of good coffee again. We've got a choice of espressos on now, and tonnes of filter - with the Fetco Batch Brew getting plumbed in today.

Lucy's back making her sweet treats again, including an incredible Cherry Pie which has gone down so well we're gonna do a regular Cherry Pie and Batch Brew deal. Twin Peaks feels. And we've got a nice little food offering again: homemade porridge, daily soup and sandwiches, and the classic avocado on toast and Idle Hands homemade cowboy beans.

So please come visit us on Dale street at our final ever pop-up (it better f**king be) before we bed down in our permanent home at the start of the new year and everyone starts to say "I remember when Idle Hands was cooler and falling apart, now they have fully painted walls and stuff plumbed in, sell-outs".
 

We tend to have Gus chilling out in the corner quite a lot too, so even if you don't like coffee, come meet our best mate.

Idle Hands
x

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DIRTY POP....

Hullo!

When did we last speak? Like 2009 or something? Sorry for that, bad form. Promise I'll try harder to stay in touch, I don't want us to turn into "just someone I used to know", or even worse "Facebook friends".

We've had an interesting month or so. Me and Lucy got married (put that down in the pros column), went away to Italy for a little bit (also good), and Idle Hands gained a small puppy named Gus (he's alright too, he is).

However, LIFE KEEPS THROWING F**KING LEMONS AT US...

We crashed back down to earth pretty sharpish on returning home to find out the works on our unit hadn't been moving nearly as quickly as they were supposed to. Lemon.

It's okay though, we had the wonderful IMBC to keep us distracted, so we headed to our storage unit to get what we needed, only to find that two weeks prior, when Manchester had rained more than it normally does, our storage unit had flooded. LEMONS. I gotta say here, a big sorry to Iwan from Blawd for being privy to my (almost) breakdown, and a big thanks to Blawd and the IMBC lot for helping us forget about it and party.

Pretty much as soon as the IMBC happy glow had begun though, the construction folk managed to extinguish it like a the birthday candles on the cake Baron Munchausen bought Gustavus*. They called me in to tell me the council have decided not to backdate our application to when we submitted it...so because they simply didn't look at it for two months, they've extended the validation by that amount. LEMONS. So instead of the major works starting this week like we thought, it's now going to be next year. NEXT YEAR! LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS!
*ridiculous reference, sorry.

Breathe.

"So what about the lemonade?" you're all thinking, "You're gonna make lemonade, yeah?"


Picture the scene, it's mid 2001, a new thing called Wikipedia has launched, Foot and Mouth disease was all the rage, the music world hasn't even heard of an iPod, and a young man named Justin Timberlake is about to sing an opening line on an Nsync song that will feel incredibly relevant to a 33 year old coffee shop owner over 15 years later.
 

"Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about,
What's the deal with this pop [up] life and when is it gonna fade out?"


Dirty Pop. You guessed it guys...as much as it's pains me to say it, we're popping up. Again. LEMONADE.

 

Don't pretend you don't want to listen to this song right now. I've saved you the bother of searching for it. CLICK ME!

We're gonna try do this one right though. Not like our last pop-up within the barbers, but probably not quite as extensive as the Piccadilly station approach one. We've got new equipment we're dying to unleash which will make our coffee choices better than ever though, we'll have Lucy's ace cakes, aim to do a smattering of food (cowboy beans anyone?), and get this...even some seats this time.

The pop-up will be somewhere in the building of our future unit for a couple of months, it's yet to be fully figured out, but hopefully we'll be ready to go by the start of November. So stay tuned, more news on it will come thick and fast over the next couple of weeks.

If you're feeling a little underwhelmed by this after such a long wait, expecting us to be back with a bang, then I'm right there with you. But we're gonna try make the best of this frustrating situation, and we hope to see all the regular faces again.

And this isn't an admission of defeat either, we just missed being open. The new shop is definitely happening, and when I say "next year" I'm talking January/February. Let's use this as a chance to ease back in and hang out a bit before 2016 is finally laid to rest.

Thanks for reading! 
 
Dave

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Good things come to those who wait....

That's what Guinness say right? Well just imagine the dum-du-dum-der-dumdrums from that advert as you read this and it'll all feel more exciting.

It's been a while since our last update, and even though the world seems to be now controlled by The Dice Man, not much has happened within our renovation plans. Unfortunately it's been more a case of waiting. And waiting. And then waiting some more. We're itching to get going and we're coiled like an old school jumping popper (you can keep your Pokemon Go thanks, I'll be happy with a piece of rubber you turn inside out and watch as it jumps off the table).

ANYWAY, we have more information now so we thought we'd pass it on to you. If you've only recently joined our mailing list, then we're currently popped up in the unit we'll be taking on before the renovations start (32-34 Dale Street in the Northern Quarter), but we will be moving out on Friday 12th August. At that point work will slowly start on the building in preparation for ourselves getting in there and building our shop. 

Unfortuntately this means we will most likely be disappearing for a couple of months. We're waiting on the planning permission to return and can't do anything till it does. A realistic time for us being open properly will be the end of October. 

So what of those two months in between? Well we'll be mainly trying not to freak out. And we're getting married ('cos hey, why not make this all even more stressful). We haven't got any plans for another pop-up at the minute, but never say never. Maybe we'll get jobs....does anyone need two super temp workers just for a couple of months? No? Thought not.

Well whatever happens, we're looking forward to finally knocking down walls and seeing that light at the end of the tunnel (top of the light well).

How long it will take us to be open is unfortunately out of our (idle) hands, but we can assure you once we are in the unit we're here to stay, and we're gonna try our hardest to make it special.

Thanks for your patience. And we'll keep you updated as things (hopefully) start to snowball.

Until Friday 12th August we'll be here serving you some tasty coffee and cake. We've got some great stuff coming in from Koppi Roasters in Sweden next week.

Dave & Lucy
Idle Hands
xx

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You must not read from the book!

Well hello there. You forgot you signed up to this didn't you? It's been a while.

I'm not sure whether this is the mailer equivalent of a big cuddly bear waking from hibernation, rubbing his big sleepy eyes and excitedly adventuring out into the beautiful spring after some much needed rest....or the earth shuddering as a naive Rachel Weisz inadvertently reanimates The Mummy. Come on, Rachel! We all know you must not read from the book!

Anyway, I guess only time will tell. So let's give you some form of information that helps disguise this as slightly important, and not just something for me to do now I've slept for three weeks straight and watched The Mummy.

Firstly we've teamed up with our buds at Trove to bring you what should be a fun day of palate development, coffee drinking and home brewing techniques. Along with some awesome food and refreshments supplied by Trove themselves. Yes.

It's taking place at Trove, in Levenshulme, on Sunday 12th June. There's more info and you can book tickets here:
THAT SOUNDS GOOD
And just drop me an email if you have any questions about it. 

Here is some photos that represent the kind of magically activities we'd be getting up to on the day. That one with the mini bottles is my book of aromas. For reals. I have a book of smells.

And what of our new home, I think I heard that guy at the back ask?? Well here's what...

As these things usually go, there's been some delays. The renovations needed on our building have been pushed back slightly, meaning it might be closer to the end of summer before the new shiny Idle Hands is open. NEVERTHELESS we have plans to be back serving you coffees and cakes BY THE END OF THIS MONTH. Due to the renovations being pushed back, the unit we will be taking on is currently available for temporary use. Let me be honest, we miss you guys, and we miss Idle Hands, So we've decided to team up with our friends Mr Beardmore and pop-up in the unit with them till the work needs to start. This is where you'll find us...

You can already visit Mr Beardmore there (click HERE for a google street view), but by the end of the month we should be in there too, serving coffees and cakes as we always have. It's gonna be different, but it's gonna be great. Come hang out, come get your early morning coffee, come eat cake.

Hopefully see you soon.
Idle Hands Team
xx

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"It's not goodbye, it's see you later"

...said Denzel Washington to his son as he was sentenced to prison in John Q...errrg...I promised myself i wouldn't cry...

Granted this situation isn't exactly the same, but i'll be damned if i'm missing the chance for a film quote. Anyway, it's been a long, tough, quick, friendly, frantic, up, down, hot, cold, crazy Katy Perry style year. And now our time here by Piccadilly Station is finally up. Our last day here is Friday (15th), then it's a busy weekend of packing up, scrubbing the walls, leaving no trace of the past year, returning the unit from fairytale cabbage to proverbial pumpkin.

Before we go any further I just want to use this chance to thank every single person that's ventured/stumbled/regularly burst into our temporary home from the derelict shabbysville that is Station Approach. We couldn't have existed without that and we will be forever grateful. 

Let's not drag this out though, as I can see you all welling up and we have some good news to share. It's been an 18 month search but the last 4 have been spent finalising the negotiations for our new permanent home*. So yeah, we ain't leaving you...

*I feel it's necessary to put a disclaimer in here as we know how these things work. The planning permission has gone in, and we're confident it'll all go through, but you know, sometimes computer says 'no' and delays can occur. We hope to open sometime in the summer but this mailing list is designed to keep you updated. So update it will.

So that's nice isn't it?

We'll be taking our love of coffee and our love of cakes, keeping our brew bar range and experimenting with new and exciting things more and more. And you better believe the cowboy beans will be coming with us. Hell, the beans can have their own bedroom. The changes will all be positive, we can finally settle down, build the shop we want and hopefully continue to hang out with you all. We're sorry to leave the convenience of being on the station's doorstep, but we reckon we're still close enough that we can be part of your route in and out of town. And we're extremely excited to move a little closer to what is an amazing coffee community in Manchester right now.

So that's our first mailer. I think it went well? I checked all the apostrophe's are in the right place anyway. Until next time, thanks again for following us and we hope you don't forget about us in the meantime.

I can't pull the *mic drop* off, so i'll just place it back in the mic stand.

Laters

Idle Hands Team
xx